All tagged three little pigs

I used to love bedtime stories... or just any rambling narrative for that matter. Tell us a story Jackanory! The great oral tradition exists in many cultures and is not only used as entertainment, but also as a way of passing down a little bit of history. However like most stories they are subjected to Chinese whispers and embellished beyond the recognition of their actual origin. So I figured I would re-write the tale of the three little pigs with very little focus as I tap away at my keyboard. Enjoy!

Once upon a time there were three little pigs who were complete assholes in equal measure