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Now don’t be fooled by this title. I am not going to illustrate how to engage in sexual relations with another female and there are no dirty video clips of two women pretending to be gay, rocking bad weaves and acrylic nails long enough to puncture a lung! I just wanted to briefly discuss the often humorous subject of lesbian sex. My best mate who is straight and has nothing but love for me (I think) and fully accepts and embraces my sexuality, has attended Gay Pride, and instigated many debates supporting gay rights text me the other night “It’s not even sex… it’s cuddling with orgasms!” This was in reference to the art of lady loving, and I laughed out loud knowing she was just winding me up… but also because two women riding is a foreign concept to most with popular questions like “yeah but what do they actually DO?”
So apparently if I look back on my life thus far, I should have realized I was gay from the get go! In fact I should have been delivered to my parents by that weird bird stork thing wrapped in a rainbow flag, wearing comfortable shoes and using an Ikea catalog as a soother. But alas growing up I was oblivious to the ‘signs’ and continued lusting over boys I already knew I would never have sexual relations with right up until I flirted with the gay lifestyle at uni... and had a big gay meltdown! Isn’t hindsight a marvelous thing…