All tagged Grown Ups
Growing up sounds shit. Don’t grow up they say because it’s a trap and it’s true! You spend your entire youth wishing you were older so you can get to do all these ‘super cool things’ childhood negates. And then whilst you’re reading TV Hits Magazine and swooning over Drazic in Heartbreak High… SHAZAM you’re an adult and you realize being a grown ass person is bullshit! I still am under the grand illusion that I’m 17 avoiding responsibility as effectively as I’ve avoided heterosexuality! However the only thing that reminds me that I’m in my thirties are 3 day hangovers after one glass of wine, and when I say “I wish the DJ will play some cheesy chart music!” on a night out… and by that I mean pop music… from my iPod…circa 1994.
Although we may all be getting on a bit… there are certain things that will never ever change no matter how old your sorry ass is!