All in Gayness
Last weekend I frequented 2 of 4 well known gay bars in Dublin’s fair city along with my gay husband and straight wife. A few cheeky drinks that had me attempting to channel Beyoncé but if I’m honest… I was such a drunken monstrosity, that I wasn’t even Michelle!
To my second class citizen queer,
Hi! How are you? Things with my ‘straight is great’ family are just super right now. How’s your fruitless and non-conformist illicit affair with your partner of 12 years going? I mean I get you’re in love blah blah, own a home together and host truly exquisite house parties with mimosa’s in crystal glasses, but when are you gonna get out of this phase?