Scary Movie: Too much or just too funny?

Funny. Fact.

Ok so the first one was a classic and I can recite the script off by heart... and still laugh... a lot. However  the Wayans brothers have created some garbage... not gonna lie. Scary Movie was funny as hell because it was still a fairly new concept to take the piss out of blockbuster films and produce a spoof with a ridiculous name (remember Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood!) But now it is rather tedious and you spend a couple of hours of your life watching the straight to DVD/ Channel 5 movie only managing to laugh once... at yourself for being a massive prick for watching it in the first place.

For those who don't know about Scary Movie... then just leave. Go away now. You've already annoyed me for not knowing what the hell I'm talking about.

The first 3 Scary Movie films which are piss takes of the Scream horror movies by Wes Craven, have flashes of funny ha ha (not funny sheeeit) but it is down to one lady and one lady only... Brenda!

She's Black, she's bad ass and she gets killed in every film but always manages to make it into the sequels! Without her amazing one liners and fierce attitude, Scary Movie 1, 2 and 3 would just be a bunch of hot dumb girls running around topless trying to escape a pyscho killer who smokes marihuana.

Pause. Just take in the image. Ok continue...

When I grow up I want to be Brenda. Please see below and understand why she is all kinds of amazingness. Thank you.



Horror. It's a bit crap really.

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